CACTUSPEAR.ORG PRESENTS

blog 2018

eccentric observations, cracked opinions, and nonstandard commentary


saturday, july 28, 2018

joke names

gagne witherspoon, ivan ho, jack hammer, helena handbasket, jay walker, jasmine rice, justin tyme, polly esther, rosetta stone


sunday, may 20, 2018

modern opiate of the masses

if religion is the opium of the masses

then royal pageantry is the hallucinogen


sunday, march 18, 2018

on cakes and museums

if a wedding cake is a work of art

then how come there aren't any in the louvre?


sunday, february 25, 2018

on fear and restraint

fear causes some cops to shoot and kill unarmed black men

and it causes other cops not confront active shooters

perhaps we would all be better off if the cops showed more restraint when confronting people who pose no threat

and less restraint when confronting mass murderers


sunday, february 25, 2018

accidents

i think it's time to stop calling them accidents

and start calling them inevitabilities

as in, 'there was an inevitability at the intersection of 4th and main'

'the police are on the scene'


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