blog 2012
eccentric observations, cracked opinions, and nonstandard commentary
monday, december 10, 2012
a t-shirt seen recently
planet enthusiasts agree ...
pluto will always be #9 in our hearts
wednesday, december 5, 2012
the perfect punk concert
poison & anthrax ...
followed by the cure
thursday, november 29, 2012
senior political leadership
the top politicians in the state ...
diane feinstein is 75, jerry brown is 74, and nancy pelosi and barbara boxer are 72 ...
i believe that you should be allowed to serve as long as you're healthy ...
but this is getting ridiculous
tuesday, november 27, 2012
a funeral request
in lieu of donations to my favorite charity ...
send flowers
friday, november 9, 2012
♥ be my embedded biographer ♥
we'll go on long runs together, during which we'll discuss How Great I Am, and after which you will massage my sore feet, and i'll massage yours ...
now taking applications, submit recent photo
tuesday, october 23, 2012
forgetfulness
sometimes i feel like i'm going directly from
tabula rasa to the early onset of neurological disease ...
without the usual interval of wisdom or knowledge
saturday, september 15, 2012
taking responsibility
which political party will take responsibility for the decline and fall of the american empire?
tuesday, july 24, 2012
question
if a human can invent a 'germ theory' of medicine ...
then why can't a germ invent a 'people theory' of microbial health?
sunday, june 10, 2012
intelligence
it's only neuron-deep
monday, may 14, 2012
humans inhabiting space
i don't think you can really call it inhabitation ...
until there are space love triangles, space mutiny, space murder
friday, march 30, 2012
stuff they don't teach you in boarding school
how to kick someone out of the drop-in center ...
because they have body odor ...
and do it with tact and diplomacy
friday, february 24, 2012
what i miss about typewriters
when you're having a brainstorm ...
and all the typebars get jammed together
friday, february 24, 2012
alternative business model
the beloved free clinic is a lot like many of its clients ...
no visible means of support
saturday, january 28, 2012
friends
the most deflating word in the language
wednesday, january 18, 2012
women's tennis result, just in
'ova defeats 'ova in straight sets
thursday, january 12, 2012
birthday
i'll turn four cubed this year ...
my sixth and hopefully last power of two ...
my next goal is three to the fourth